A Customer Tells Their Experience in our Interactive BlowJob Skills Class

Since I spend summers alone in Santa Fe, NM, I often look for things to do by myself. Alone but not lonely, ya know? On one particular Wednesday night I was bored and looking for something to do. I could go to a movie; I could take myself out to dinner; God knows I could shop. OR I could go to a “Mastering the BJ” class – a course “for anyone who has a dick in his/her life and wants to show it some oral love!”

I’ve had some dicks in my life, alright, but I think they meant penises.

 

So I drove myself to Self Serve in Albuquerque, a woman-owned sex positive toy shop that has won a ton of awards (BIG SHOUT OUT FOR SELF SERVE HERE – click on their name to link to their page). I tried to get my gay friends to join me but they said they didn’t need lessons – people had been begging them to TEACH the class for years. Whatever.

 

So I went by myself. I figured it would be fun and the only stiffs in class would be the dildos. And were there dildos! Holy penis! The only color I didn’t see was Smurf blue and the only size I didn’t see was Elephant.

 

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